I've got one thing to say to any Kansas fans out there:

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and in this case most of those words describe how much Kansas sucks.  Welcome to real football kiddos.  No matter how many high school football teams you beat, you will never be as good as Missouri.

And seriously...

• The traditional sunflower formation and dance routine?  W. T. F.  Did a 8 year old girl come up with your pregame show?
• I honestly just thought that when you guys were flailing around after finally scoring 40 minutes into the game it was because it had been so long since you had a winning season that you forgot how to cheer.  But then I hear from someone that its supposed to be fields of grain or corn or wheat or some other awesome past-time of Kansas.  The fact that you did it on purpose as a testament to your agricultural prowess is just disturbing.

That being said, thanks for padding your schedule and getting so highly ranked right before playing us.  Not only was it fun to crush your perfect season dreams, but without it, we might be number 2 instead of number 1 right now.  See you next year fellas.  Rock Chalk, Chicken Hawk, FKU!