Ladies and gentlemen, I believe I can say that I have a new greatest accomplishment for my life.  I proudly present to you some of my best work ever:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5645636200477282071

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2896069387176671858

Yes, my friends, you know you've made it when your friend tells you he found you on google video doing the "Superman That Ho" dance drunk at a tailgate.  It's a bit dark, but its still a fine piece of cinema.  The audio in the background really captures the moment.  I can honestly say that this is probably some of my best work.  I did the entire thing without putting down or spilling the beer in my hand.  I can guarantee that my father will never be this proud of me ever again.