I hate to jinx it people, but I think fall might actually be arriving at last.  I happened to go on yahoo weather this evening and found this:

Finally.  Highs less than 70 degrees in the forecast.   Now I don't mind the insane heat when its summer because I can always go swimming or just stay inside.  But when classes come arround, it really sucks to get home after a few hours of lecture and have to change shirts because you feel like you're wearing a wet sack.  I would also submit that the suckiness increases exponentially as the year goes onward and the expected temperatures decrease.  To illustrate my point, I've drawn the following figure.

As you can see, my tolerance of insane heat peaks sometime in July.  I believe this is due to the combination of it being socially acceptable to walk around without a shirt on and the fact that the number of girls walking around in swimsuits also peaks in that month.  To illustrate this point, I've drawn a second figure with a pink trendline indicating the number of girls walking around in swimsuits:

The sharp jump at the end of october is due to the shameless exhibitionism that has become synonomous with Halloween.  God bless you ladies.  You dress up as little clothing as you think you can get away with and not freeze to death, and we dress up as the ad-sheet hobos or pirates.